- @GaryDelaney thanks for that Gary! no need for apols. in reply to GaryDelaney #
- Fidel On The Roof #Cubanmusicals #
- @GaryDelaney thanks for that Gary! no need for apols. in reply to GaryDelaney #
- Fidel On The Roof #Cubanmusicals #
- @GaryDelaney you in june: http://twitter.com/GaryDelaney/status/16843324585 me in January: http://bit.ly/a2UjCq this is now a police matter #
- @GaryDelaney you in june: http://twitter.com/GaryDelaney/status/16843324585 me in January: http://bit.ly/a2UjCq this is now a police matter #
- To be faIr, Spain were the best divers – Iniesta excelled himself. I caught some of the biased BBC coverage – the CZ coverage was the same #
- Why is standing under a hot sun next to something hot, cooking hot food considered a good idea? It's 35c and I hate everyone and everything #
- @Hilary_W make it a 'Twitter Top Eleven' list in reply to Hilary_W #
- @Hilary_W Top Ten and axe someone in reply to Hilary_W #
- @Lou_Roll You're not seriously going to sleep in the same room as that? Luckily, my dog deals with that sort of thing for me in reply to Lou_Roll #
- @moorjoy Not got the Apple mp5 adaptor for your HD telly yet? in reply to moorjoy #
- Anvil didn't make it because they are a terrible band. The movie is a manipulative, clever piece of marketing. #
- To be faIr, Spain were the best divers – Iniesta excelled himself. I caught some of the biased BBC coverage – the CZ coverage was the same #
- Why is standing under a hot sun next to something hot, cooking hot food considered a good idea? It's 35c and I hate everyone and everything #
- @Hilary_W make it a 'Twitter Top Eleven' list in reply to Hilary_W #
- @Hilary_W Top Ten and axe someone in reply to Hilary_W #
- @Lou_Roll You're not seriously going to sleep in the same room as that? Luckily, my dog deals with that sort of thing for me in reply to Lou_Roll #
- @moorjoy Not got the Apple mp5 adaptor for your HD telly yet? in reply to moorjoy #
- Anvil didn't make it because they are a terrible band. The movie is a manipulative, clever piece of marketing. #
- Heroes Shed No Shed #swapwordinafilmwithshed #
- #SickCelebs Cancer Paul McCartney #
- Heroes Shed No Shed #swapwordinafilmwithshed #
- #SickCelebs Cancer Paul McCartney #
- The Magic Cunt #rudeMozart #
- @harry_lime I've gone for Mex v Uru 0-0, Fra v Rsa 0-1, Nig v SKor 1-2, Gre v Arg 1-2 in reply to harry_lime #
- @VizTopTips STEVEN GERRARD. Show us what a great captain you are by clapping your hands and shouting "come on" at least once. #
- @VizTopTips PRETEND you're at Glastonbury by not watching U2 on saturday night #
- @barriebach Don't deactivate, I want to steal your gags in reply to barriebach #
- @barriebach Why not just take a break? It worked for me. in reply to barriebach #
- @barriebach I fuckin hope so! in reply to barriebach #
- @barriebach xxxxxxxx in reply to barriebach #
- Ted Bundy, Charlie Manson, Ed Gein, Mark Chapman, your boys took one hell of a beating #
- BMW, Mercedes and Volkswagon owners, might be a good idea to put your car in the garage before 16:45. #
- Can't remember who originally posted this but an amusing piss take interview with Alan Shearer (the cunt) http://bit.ly/aUPBrn #
- I've flown all this way, my team's going out of the world cup, I'm so sad…… wait a minute, WE'RE ON THE TELLY! WOOOHOOOO, PAAAAARTY! #
- @VizTopTips DYING KIDS. Be more realistic with your last wish – they'll never collect enough money to send you to Disneyland. #
- @peregr1n Or a new puppy for the grieving parents – to help take the edge off. in reply to peregr1n #
- You're all cunts, I like #Vuvuzelas it gives the matches atmosphere. #
- @AshKendall Hahaha – if only.I'm not watching any English coverage – I couldn't bear the cliches 3 times a day. in reply to AshKendall #
- "I was only following hors d'oeuvres" – Arthur Kannenberg #
- Causality #failedtvshows #
- The Brady and Hindley Bunch #failedtvshows #
- Dr Finlay's Facebook #failedtvshows #
- @damopk1 It's a Danish Island – pedantic cunt, aren't I? in reply to damopk1 #
- Vlad The Inhaler #asthmaticvampires #
- @damopk1 Nice in reply to damopk1 #
- Bilbo made me have another cigarette, I didn't really want one, it was force of Hobbit. #


